hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

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baimbie:

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blackpicture:

Charles Harbutt
New Year’s Eve. “The Good Kiss” (1960)
  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know


hedgeworth:

Seeing will.i.am’s name translated into another language as though it were Will, I Am and not just William is fucking hilarious. 

nom-food:

Spicy parmesan shrimp pasta

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

sexycliffconda:

Remember that time it was raining and Luke´s hair was wet and all of us almost died

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